Clan Rules

Adult ! AB , tag #9OUUOVQU

We are a clan of adults, 21 and over, from countries all over the world: US, UK, Australia, Sweden, Africa, Philippines, Indonesia, the list goes on. We are a fun, chatty, friendly, helpful warring clan. Here is what you need to know.

All members must be 21 or older. No exceptions. We’ve tried bending the rules before and it just doesn’t work.

We speak English only in chat so everyone can understand.

We are a war clan, we war back to back. We expect members to war, unless upgrading heroes or spell factories.

We are looking for: TH9-combined 30 heroes,  TH10- combined 50 heroes, & TH11- combined 60 heroes.

Donate before you request troops and don’t ask for troops you can’t cook unless it’s for war. Don’t be a leech.

Be war smart about upgrading, keep working on offense, especially heroes. Don’t upgrade TH until all war offense is maxed. Ask a CO about defensive upgrades if you are unsure.

We are a clan who learns and teaches. I still learn from new and existing members and I expect that out of our other members. Don’t be afraid to ask for help or provide a suggestion.

Be active on chat and have fun. It’s a game, after all. 🙂

We are working with other clans to provide 50×50 or other types of combined wars to keep the game challenging, interesting & able to meet more people.  We do a lot of FC in the clan. It’s good for war warm ups, too.


Everyone sits out their first war to see how we do things. Expect to cook a FC army to show us your stuff!

Wars generally start at 2pm eastern US time (Washington DC).

You CAN NOT WAR if Barbarian King, Archer Queen, Spell Factory or dark spell factory won’t be available by the 12 hour mark on battle day.

Make sure your war opt in/out status is updated all the time. It’s how I know how many people will be in the next war.

We use clash caller to track who has which target. Unless the war is an extremely tough match-up, members can pick their own targets. Pick a target at your TH level and try to pick something that gives you the best shot at 3 stars without going any lower than you need to. Don’t attack anything but your target. Only dicks attack other people’s targets.

Everyone needs to do their first hit in the first 8 hours. NOTE: If your heroes won’t be awake so you can get your first attack in by 12 hours, you need to be prepared to gem them or opt out of war.

If you are TH9, expect to challenge yourself to 3 star with goho, govaho, govaloon, lavaloon, golaloon, hghb or stoned hobo. We are always open to new attacks. We ask that all new warriors go over their attack plan with a CO prior to battle day. It’s helpful for us and for you. TH9s are expected to use both attacks ASAP. Both should be used no later than 18 hours in.

If you are a TH10-11,  you should be up to date with which attacks are high-powered. For the moment, air is king since the loon buff. Bowler attacks with a solid funnel are fine but have a plan for handling cc and ea. QW/valk attacks are solid also.

If you aren’t willing to train those kinds of armies or will be concerned about how much loot you will get with respect to your army cost, stop here. Mama didn’t raise no cheapskate.

Always double check heroes are awake, cc is full and all spells are correct before you attack. We’ve all jumped the gun before and regretted it instantly.

Fill the war cc of the person above you in war, as long as what lands is max troops. If you cannot fill, let us know on chat. If you don’t know if your troops land as max, ask first. There are plenty of people who can fill in troops.

Second attacks are usually cleanup but can be for practice if we’re clearly going to win…unless it looks like we can get all the stars. Always ask a CO before doing your second attack.

Ask a CO to review your attack plan so we can give you pointers if you need them. We’ve done enough sucky attacks that we can tell when something is definitely NOT going to work.

We love to war and we work together well as a team. If you love to war and put the clan above yourself (think clan stars over loot), you’ll be right at home.
When you finish reading the rules, let a CO know and tell them the magic word…bazinga. If you don’t, you’ll be kicked because we want people who follow directions, not people who take shortcuts. 😉 If you’re reading this because you actually read our clan description, include bazinga in your join request and we can skip all the questioning. 🙂  also ask the password to our more detailed war rules on this site.